fake friends/real friends

am gasit asta pe profilu de hi5 al unei fete(da raluca...nu am uitat sa-ti aduc dvd-u cu poze din turcia) dovedind k sunt un mare ciorditor in perioada asta...read...

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!!